Sabbath Day Wardrobe Malfunction.Don't take it for granted if you have your other half there in the morning before church to tell you that you have a GAPING hole in the right armpit of your black BR sweater and to not wear it.
But hey, it's okay if you walk around church like that all day. You have done things like that before. Luckily, you have your large child-of-an-accessory on your hip. (he kind of covered it I am hoping, although now that I am thinking about it, he is always on my left hip - shucks). Sure hope I didn't raise my hand too many times in RS and Sunday School.
Thank goodness I had a friend out in the hallway during sacrament meeting (which is the last meeting in our three hour block I will add) point out my dilemma so I at least had the opportunity to discreetly and femininely grab my right armpit to close my bra-exposing-hole as I re-entered sacrament meeting after taking out a fussy Swabby.
In my Sunday morning rush, I had forgotten that my favorite black sweater that I have had for at least 7 years had a hole in it. I guess I just don't have a tendency to check my armpits before going to church. My bad. No wonder I hadn't worn it at all this season. I even thought that as I slipped it on that morning -- why haven't I worn this in a while?
Guess I figured that one out the hard way.
But hey, it's okay if you walk around church like that all day. You have done things like that before. Luckily, you have your large child-of-an-accessory on your hip. (he kind of covered it I am hoping, although now that I am thinking about it, he is always on my left hip - shucks). Sure hope I didn't raise my hand too many times in RS and Sunday School.
Thank goodness I had a friend out in the hallway during sacrament meeting (which is the last meeting in our three hour block I will add) point out my dilemma so I at least had the opportunity to discreetly and femininely grab my right armpit to close my bra-exposing-hole as I re-entered sacrament meeting after taking out a fussy Swabby.
In my Sunday morning rush, I had forgotten that my favorite black sweater that I have had for at least 7 years had a hole in it. I guess I just don't have a tendency to check my armpits before going to church. My bad. No wonder I hadn't worn it at all this season. I even thought that as I slipped it on that morning -- why haven't I worn this in a while?
Guess I figured that one out the hard way.
12 comments:
hehehe... love that you took a picture of it.
also in love with your color coordinated bookcase. you rock!
even if i can see your underwears... :)
lol.... thanks for the monday laugh!! Oh how I wish I could have been the friend to tell you! You know we would have laughed hard together!!
Cheer up... it could have been worse. Good thing it was the top and not the bottom peeking through!!
Have a great day sewing your sweater!
At least you looked fabulous!!
I love that the Bishop's wife had a hole in the armpit of her sweater... just keepin' it real!
If it makes you feel any better, I had a run in my tights that day. :)
Scandalous. I'll add that to my Sunday morning list--check armpits.
I am glad I could give all of you a laugh. Thanks Sarah for still saying I look good :) Thanks Nichole for empathizing and relating...Wags, thanks for putting it into perspective.
Wonder what will be next....
I didn't notice, if it makes you feel better. That is too funny!
Seth just thought you were trying out a new style. He said, "Man, that Bishop's wife, she's on the cutting edge of fashion."
He he he.
(We actually didn't notice, but the armpit check will also be added to our Sunday routine) :)
HA HA HA HAHAH! THat is FUNNY
Ha! Hilarious. I do have to say that you look really hot in that picture. Hole or not!
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